John Hoeven Wins, Mustache-Mentum Prevails

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Update, November 2: Mustachioed GOP Senate candidate John Hoeven won his race in North Dakota today. Mustache-mentum! You want more on political facial hair? I’ve got more on political facial hair.

The rest of this post was originally written way back on January 6th: 

Byron Dorgan’s retirement has made John Hoeven, the three-term Republican governor of North Dakota, very close to a lock to become a US Senator if he runs. So will he? TPM’s Eric Kleefeld has the goods:

[North Dakota] State GOP chairman Gary Emineth told Politico: “I expect Gov. Hoeven to get in, and he’s going to work through personal issues relating to his family, but I would be shocked if he’s not in the Senate race soon.”

North Dakota GOP political director Adam Jones explained to me that the family issues referred to here were simply a matter of Hoeven talking to his family about the prospect of a Senate run and a move to Washington. “First and foremost, the governor is a father and husband before he’s a public servant,” said Jones. “First he has to decide what’s good for his family.”

I asked Jones if he thought there was any significant chance that Hoeven wouldn’t make the race. His response: “No, absolutely not.”

That seems settled. It’s worth noting that Hoeven has a truly weird doesn’t-match-his-hair mustache and is really young-looking (he’s 52). At first, I thought he actually looked kind of bizarrely like Michael Cera. Unfortunately, a few minutes with Photoshop revealed that this was a fairly stupid theory that will not hold up under scrutiny. Behold:

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