Fidel Castro—not a very nice person!—is dead.
Breaking News: Fidel Castro has died at 90. The Cuban revolutionary was a nemesis to 11 American presidents.https://t.co/01wGISur9L
— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 26, 2016
It is unclear at this time if he was killed by an exploding cigar lit by JFK’s ghost. I’m going to assume he wasn’t and that he probably died of natural causes. But you know what they say about assume-ing! “It makes asses out of you and me“…
Miami is going to be lit tomorrow.