So you’re Mitt Romney. Congratulations! How do you feel about immigration? This game will help you figure it out.
‘,
connects: {
‘2’ : ‘No.’,
’rounding’ : ‘Yes!’
}
},
2 : {
html: ‘
Is it 2005-2008, back when you first ran for president?
‘,
connects: {
‘3’ : ‘Yes’,
‘4’ : ‘No’
}
},
3 : {
html: ‘
You’re running for office, for Pete’s sake! Stonewall! Did that work?
‘,
connects: {
‘5’ : ‘No’,
‘phew’ : ‘Yes’
}
},
4 : {
html: ‘
Is the primary over yet?
‘,
connects: {
‘self’ : ‘No’,
‘6’ : ‘Yes’
}
},
5 : {
html: ‘
Is McCain your main rival yet?
‘,
connects: {
‘self’: ‘Yes’,
‘7’ : ‘No’
}
},
6 : {
html: ‘
Here’s an idea: how about saying nothing at all! Did that work?
‘,
connects: {
‘phew’: ‘Yes’,
‘8’ : ‘No’
}
},
7 : {
html: ‘
Are you still gunning for George W. Bush’s endorsement?
‘,
connects: {
’rounding’: ‘Yes’,
‘self’ : ‘No’
}
},
8 : {
html: ‘
Are they asking you about comprehensive immigration reform, with a path to citizenship for most undocumented people?
‘,
connects: {
‘self’ : ‘Yes’,
‘9’ : ‘No’
}
},
9 : {
html: ‘
Are we talking about the DREAM Act, which would provide a path to citizenship only for certain immigrants who were brought here as children?
‘,
connects: {
‘rubio’ : ‘Yes’,
’10’ : ‘No’
}
},
10 : {
html: ‘
So this is about Obama’s Department of Homeland Security directive promising not to deport DREAM Act-eligible immigrants?
‘,
connects: {
‘rubio’ : ‘Yes’,
’rounding’ : ‘No’
}
},
rounding : {
html: ‘
“I don’t believe in rounding up 11 million people and forcing them at gunpoint from our country.”
‘,
},
phew : {
html: ‘
Phew!
‘,
},
self : {
html: ‘
Self-deportation for everyone!
‘,
},
rubio : {
html: ‘
This one’s easy to beat: just run around in circles and yell “Marco Rubio!”
‘
}
},
{});
});
Front page image: Gaston De Cardenas/EFE/Zuma; Photos: Landscaping: Jack Amick/Flickr; Peace for immigrants: Fibonacci Blue/Flickr; Romney in 2008: Brian Rawson-Ketchum/Wikimedia; Stone wall: Fourdee/Wikimedia Commons; Romney smiling: Gage Skidmore/Flickr; 2012 GOP primary contenders: DonkeyHotey/Flickr; Border scene: Robin Kanouse/Flickr; John McCain: Dan bennett/Flickr; Romney looking worreid: Gage Skidmore/Flickr; George W. Bush: Eric Draper/The White House/Wikimedia; Immigration rally: david pham/Flickr; Tired little girl: Tim Brown/Flickr; Marco Rubio: Gage Skidmore/Flickr; Barack Obama: SEIU International/Flickr/Wikimedia.
