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The EPA’s criminal investigation division has a website where you can print out wanted posters for environmental criminals who are on the lam. Who knew? Most of these guys look so perfect for Central Casting that you’ve got to wonder if they were chosen more for their oily hair and trucker glasses than their rap sheets. The website’s America’s-Most-Wanted feel is reinforced by a big red warning that reads: “Do not attempt to apprehend any of these individuals.” What, not even this guy?
