After this photo was taken, Alberto Gonzales stepped onto a small fishing boat with one of President Bush’s children. At the last moment, the child was called away and an ominous looking man in a fishing hat took the child’s place. Drifting in the middle of the lake with the man in the hat sitting behind him, the man nicknamed “Fredo” began to say the Hail Mary. And this is how Alberto Gonzales met his end.
Update: Alas, I am not the first to think along these lines.