There Are So Many Reasons Why This “Saturday Night Live” Skit Will Drive Trump Nuts


It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

It’s getting late; have you seen my mates

Ma, tell me when the boys get here

It’s seven o’clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

 

My old man’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys

And my old lady? she don’t care

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

 

Don’t give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night’s alright for COMEDY!

Get a little action in

 

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Truth #1: The chaos is the point.

Truth #2: Team Reality is bigger than it seems.

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Truth #5: It's about minority rule.

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SIX TRUTHS

Reclaiming power from those who abuse it often starts with telling the truth. And in "This Is How Authoritarians Get Defeated," MoJo's Monika Bauerlein unpacks six truths to remember during the homestretch of an election where democracy, truth, and decency are on the line.

Truth #1: The chaos is the point.

Truth #2: Team Reality is bigger than it seems.

Truth #3: Facebook owns this.

Truth #4: When we go to work, we're in the fight.

Truth #5: It's about minority rule.

Truth #6: The only thing that can save us is…us.

Please take a moment to see how all these truths add up, because what happens in the weeks and months ahead will reverberate for at least a generation and we better be prepared.

And if you think journalism like Mother Jones'—that calls it like it is, that will never acquiesce to power, that looks where others don't—can help guide us through this historic, high-stakes moment, and you're able to right now, please help us reach our $350,000 goal by October 31 with a donation today. It's all hands on deck for democracy.

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